Zombies Again?!

Well, it’s another day in cubical hell. But, it was a little different. We had a zombie cow make its way inside:

What else do you call a flesh eating humanoid cow? However, thanks to teamwork, thinking outside the box, and defenestration of the living-impaired barriers, we were able to remove it from the office. It should make some fine Texas barbeque.

I should make it home before dark. I can’t wait to get to my AR15 and 1911. However, due to the yumbie (yuppie zombie) infestation, Plano will have to be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.